Gossip Wench here. Your one and only source into the scandalous opinions of two Gossip Girl enthusiasts. We all know that no one loves solving a mystery like yours truly. Today’s mystery: Nate Archibald and his strange pot-smoking habits. When Serena van der Woodsen was cooped up in the Vanderbilt country home in Montauk, Nate directed her to a years-old joint hidden in a copy of The Old Man and the Sea. If Nate really is a seasoned stoner, wouldn’t he know that weed doesn’t age like fine wine? And if he *is * the show’s resident pothead and heir to a political family’s fortune, why couldn’t he get his cousin Tripp Vanderbilt a better bong than this one? You may look the part, Nate Archibald, but we all know you’ll never be a real stoner. You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Wench.